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The acting wasn't the worst i've ever seen considering they are all unknown and this is obvious their first film.Another reason I was disappointed was the plot made no sense.In the beginning 2 men saw all of the teens get on a boat,then at the end supposedly only 1 girl existed and the others were either her imaginary friends or were ghosts i'm not sure because it was very badly portrayed. #Movie where they go to a haunted space ship movie#I watched this movie last night and hoped for the best after watching all the cool trailers.Even the cover of the DVD looked good.As soon as I started watching it I was thinking like others "oh my God whats this".There were some moments that were a bit creepy but then the mood was ruined by stupid music.There was rock and opera during what is supposed to be suspenseful scenes.That right there ruined it for me and i was shaking my head thinking damn I wasted money again on a rental and was deceived by the cover art.Nothing against the music itself,it was just in the wrong parts of the movie.Whoever edited the film has no clue what they are doing.The cover showed lightning, implying they were caught in a storm at sea.That would have been more interesting but it didn't happen. Title (Brazil): "Viagem Para a Morte" ("Trip to the Death") Was the girl insane and traveled alone in the boat, imagining the whole situation with imaginary friends? If that is true, are their friend again in the very end fruit of her madness? My vote is one. The terrible and pretentious screenplay shows a ridiculous twist in the end, actually a complete mess that made me not understand what the story is all about. The confused story has an awful cinematography and camera work, with a cast that is probably studying to be actors and actresses and in the end this film seems to be a bad project of cinema school. Later, I decided to watch the rest of this flick to see how bad it could be and it would have been better off going to bed to sleep. With less than 30 minutes running time, the group gave up watching this messy and boring amateurish piece of crap, and we decided to see another film. Yesterday, my wife, son, daughter and three other friends joined to watch "Haunted Boat" on DVD. Later Kevin drowns in the open sea, the engine stops, and they are haunted and murdered by their greatest innermost fear. While in the journey, they drink booze, have sex and play games, with each one of them telling his or her greatest fear. When the young Kevin gets the boat of his dead uncle as a gift, he invites five friends of him to a trip to Catalina Island for the weekend. The Good: Hahahahahahaha NO! The Bad: Terrible cutaway scenes Laughable sfx Really poor title Awful cover art Random soundtrack that just doesn't fit the scenes Stock screams Dreadful "Plot" Things I Learnt From This Movie: You can identify Amish folk by their faces The "I fear no evil" passage of the bible has never worked in the history of movies Haunted Boat is one of the worst films I've seen in years, it's a masterclass on how not to make a movie and something that makes the Sharknado films look Oscar worthy by comparison. They play stock music that doesn't even remotely go with the scene and it's so inappropriate I actually laughed out loud. The story is non-sensical, the sfx are awful, the cast/characters are forgettable, the construction is dire and the soundtrack! Is so poorly done I can't even put into words. For me to rate a movie 1/10 means it has no redeeming features at all, it means it fails on literally every single front and that's an accomplishment in itself and very rare. ![]() It takes a special breed of movie to get a rating like that and I was convinced this wouldn't be one of them. ![]() ![]() I was immediatly struck by its low rating, at time of writing it's sat at 2.1 and that's incredibly low. #Movie where they go to a haunted space ship update#Haunted Boat, what a movie name! Sounds like a working title they forgot to update doesn't it? It tells the story of six 20 somethings who go out on a boat to party and weird things happen .wow. ![]()
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